Saturday, December 24, 2011

I hope you've been good this year

…otherwise, Krampus will come and give you a good beating for being such a naughty child!


Hahaha, Merry Christmas, everybody! I hope you get to spend this day with your family and beloved ones!
Much love!!!
(ノ◕ ω ◕)ノ♥♥♥


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So, guess who was the most bitter of the bitter Grinches this year

( oಠ nಠ)ノ

Only because I got zero gifts this year, didn't eat any of the giant chocolate cake nor other fattening, greasy food there was while everybody else was happily stuffing themselves with delicious candy and turkey.


Screw the whole 'this is about spending precious time with your beloved ones' and whatnot! I'm here just for the presents, money and food ヽ(o`皿′o)ノ

Now allow me to remain sitting in my corner angrily staring at you while you finish eating your cake.

...Thinking about it, I think I would have even prefered getting the good beating from Krampus..!
AT LEAST IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING

1 comment:

JJ Beazley said...

Are you on a diet or something?

Hope you have a lighter, less stressful 2012, Orphin. As the song says:

Lighten up and stay right.

Sorry I only just picked this up. You post so infrequently.